Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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