That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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