Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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