You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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