By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
We left the knife in your bed.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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