Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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