I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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