We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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