This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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