If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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