I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
do herpes really smell.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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