so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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