The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Mom said you looked used
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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