last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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