the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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