dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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