I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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