I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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