In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
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YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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