My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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