You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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