Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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