He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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