We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My vagina just recognized that song.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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