was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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