She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Porn is love you can see.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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