return my video game
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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