i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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