Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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