I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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