I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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