the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I have post one night stand depression
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