White coat. Heels.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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