In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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