I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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