i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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