I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
