that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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