So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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