Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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