4 words: hood of his car
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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