Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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