No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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