no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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