It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Houston, we have a squirter
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
