She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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