I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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