ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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