the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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