I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Randomize
