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(506): View more from New Brunswick

A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator

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(313): View more from Michigan

he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7

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(319): View more from Iowa

Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.

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(239): View more from Florida

Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.

(708): View more from Illinois

how about your cousin?

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