when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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