He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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