Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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