And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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