I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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