"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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